Friday, September 14, 2007

first crappy survey of the new blog

1. Who were you with last night at 4:00 a.m.?
watching lost on dvd, drinking cass red.

2. What woke you up this morning?
a garbage truck. damn dumpsters.

3. Where are you?
sitting down and facing front.

4. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
depends on the potential use i may have for my a.k.

5. Did you kiss or hug anyone last night?
a pillow named sheila.

6. When was the last time you cried?
august 23, 1996.

7. Ever thrown up in public?
i prefer on public. one time, i went to a pisser in this after hours bar, and puked all over these dudes that were hanging out in front of the urinal. they even said it served them right for hanging out in front of a urinal. i got some puke on myself, of course, but when i got back to my people, i pointed out the same dudes and said that one of them had puked on me. true story.

8. Where would you like to live?
a brothel.

9. Ever been skinny dipping?
exclusively. it goes unnoticed though, due to my natural pubis speedo.

10. What do you want to be when you grow up?
again, supreme dictator of the universe.

11. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
supreme dictator of the universe. or dead. or working, badly, at some job i hate that i’m overqualified for, on the verge of getting fired.

12. Do you like candy necklaces?
yes, but only because of the last episode of TV Ngels. if you don’t know what TV Ngles is, youtube it.

13. What was the last thing you ate?
cheese sandwiches, msg flavored chips.

14. About how many people have you liked this year?
this isn’t a usual year. this is like a high school year in the liking department. off the top of my head, i can think of 16 in the last 3 weeks. i’m going to conservatively estimate 57.

15. How many have you loved?
every single one of them. especially the ones who’s names i never knew.

16. What are/were you doing this weekend ?
same thing i do every weekend - try to take over the world. or, at the very least, drink.

17. What's Your favorite type of soda?
i don’t rank mixers.

18. Do you like someone right now?
i don’t know, 6 or 8 girls, but none that much.

19. How long 'til your birthday?
173 days or so. start shopping. i’m registered at the liquor store.

20. Do you use EBay to buy or sell?
sold my car there. got a dollar for every 192 miles i drove it.

21. What makes you mad?
waking up every afternoon, most everything that happens after that.

22. Have you ever had a song written about you?
strangely, suite madame blue, by styx. they never explained why.

23. What song makes you cry?
anything by sean paul.

24. What makes you happy?
it’s cliche, but tits. if there’s a killer exposed rack in the room, i doubt i’m spending much time fretting about the iraq war or global warming.

25. What's the next CD you're going to get?
they still make cds?

26. Who was your last text from?
some girl.

27. Where was your default myspace picture taken?
some bar (not being coy here on these last 2, i don’t know the names. really.)

28. What's your middle name?
arado, which i believe is italian for “danger.”

29. Your current location?
60 kilometers south of the DMZ.

30. Does your crush like you back?
i assume so. she won’t return my calls. obviously, she knows me well enough to know that if she did, i’d quickly lose interest.

31. Name at LEAST 3 of your all time favorite movies.
rocky iv. airplane. rocky iv again.

32. If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
i’d bomb the swiss. neutral, nazi-profiting motherfuckers.

33. What are your plans for tomorrow?

34. Ever had a near death experience?
only if you count people that have had a near death experience at my hand. those would be countless. as for myself, i’m unkillable. go ahead, try. you’ll fail.

35. Something you do a lot?
rattle the rook. know the knight. batter the bishop. caress the king. punish the pawn. i’d use a queen euphemism here, but that would seem gay.

36. Last movie you've seen?
speed. again on korean cable. i just can’t get enough of speed-era sandra bullock.

37. Who can you tell anything to?

38. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

39. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
gotta get my rocks off somehow.

40. Do you speak any other language?
nah. restaurant-wise, i wouldn’t starve in any italian, spanish, italian, korean, or french speaking countries. add in german and i could order a beer. i presume i could parachute into burkina faso and be able to get smokes.

41. What's your favorite smell?
my own balls.

42. Describe your life in one word- what would it be?

43. What are you looking forward to at the moment?
tokyo trip.

44. What are you thinking about right now?
i should be at the bar.

45. What should you be doing?
really, hanging out at the bar. it’s only 3:20. that’s the equivalent of going home at 9 p.m. in the u.s.

46. What are you listening to?
ill communication.

47. Do you like working in the yard?
beats working in the meter.

48. If you could have any last name in the world, what would it be?

49. Do you act differently around the person you like?
i’m not usually oscar material to begin with.

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