Bitch
Ah, the inevitable sequel. Hey, any time I put up the hottest post this space has ever seen, I gotta give the people what they want. Plus, I don’t have time to write a real post this week.
In case you missed the last post like this (and I don’t think you did), the rules are simple. Google an insult, and post the first usable pic on Google Images. Like last time, I avoided memes and celebrities, at least to the best of my knowledge, and tried to avoid any picture that looked professional.
This was a lot harder than the first time around. Turns out there’s kind of a dearth of good female-centric insults. Hell, most insults that directly involve female genitalia are generally directed at dudes. I’m no misogynist, so I feel like we need to invent more. From the obvious department, a female douchebag should definitely be a snookie. Also, the Korean word “boji” (pussy) should be brought into the vernacular, and should absolutely not be relegated toward male-centric insults. Anyway, on with the show.
Harlot
Hussy
Skank
Hood Rat
Slut
Gold Digger
Ditz
Crack Whore
Bimbo
Ho
Butterface
Wench
Cooze
Fat
Full disclosure - I actually had to cheat and google “fucking bitch” for the title picture because the images for “bitch” fail for being memes, celebs, or just plain stupid. Standards like "cunt" and "whore" also proved to be impossible. On Google moderate safe search, the images were just horribly lame. On safe search off, well, take a guess.
Until next week. I'm going to Taiwan.
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